Thumper Punk Records 7 inch split with the blamed and Absolved. These are the first new blamed songs since The Church Is Hurting People. This green vinyl is gorgeous
These songs are available via the streaming services
$13.00
This is a preorder for the new Twenty21 shirts that will ship out with the vinyl in May 2024. We wanted to get you a shirt with the iconic album cover from 1994
Mockup may vary from actual product
$25.00
Black, short-sleeved Next Level t-shirt with the Frail album cover immaculately 6-color printed on front. For the 25th anniversary of the record release! Limited qty.
Please allow 5-7 business days to process, stuff's kind of nutso lately.
$24.99
These are available on Tultex shirts, these will ship out in a couple of weeks as we are manufacturing them right now. We will have limited quantities in stock. Anything above 2xl is a preorder for sure.
*Mockup isn't exact image
$25.00
This is for the physical product collectors, 20 Years Again 25th Anniversary remix. Basically when we originally released this we were rushed and didn't love the mix, so for the 25th anniversary of the Again record from Read more
This is for the physical product collectors, 20 Years Again 25th Anniversary remix. Basically when we originally released this we were rushed and didn't love the mix, so for the 25th anniversary of the Again record from 1998 we remixed and are making physical product in the form of a CD for those who collect. There is a limited amount of these being pressed. It features Jesse Hawley from The Satire on most of the vocals and Luke Easter singing lead on D Sin Grate.
We will email you a download code within the next week from thesatireband at gmail dot com
*These will ship January of 2024
$6.00
This is a fundraiser for our friend Jeremy and his wife Liz, Liz was recently diagnosed with cancer in her brain and they need our help, this is one idea I had to help them, some fun unreleased tracks here. We don't care Read more
This is a fundraiser for our friend Jeremy and his wife Liz, Liz was recently diagnosed with cancer in her brain and they need our help, this is one idea I had to help them, some fun unreleased tracks here. We don't care about your money, we are here to cover them with support and love, buy it, don't buy it, but please SHARE IT or their GoFundMe, let's spread the word
I couldn't figure out how to let y'all pay your own price, but the individual tracks have that feature if you want to donate more
$3.00
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$2.99
Here's one for the collectors. We ordered a limited run of Skateboards with the iconic 21 cover.
Skateboards ship in May of 2024
Skateboards are expensive to ship so you'll notice they are a flat fee for shipping.
$60.00
the blamed printed on Storm Camo t-shirts. This is a preorder, all shirts will ship in September 2023.
*All mockups are not exact
$25.00
The Blamed, design by Jason S Thompson, he lives in Germany this week. Please select a size in options. If the shipping seems high, sorry, we lose a little on shipping and are trying to include freebies with every order Read more
The Blamed, design by Jason S Thompson, he lives in Germany this week.
Please select a size in options. If the shipping seems high, sorry, we lose a little on shipping and are trying to include freebies with every order
Allow 5-7 business days to process (we have day jobs)
1 SPLIT CD SHIPS FREE WITH EVERY SHIRT AND HOODIE ORDER
For example, you buy a hoodie and a shirt, you get this cd for free with your order
$12.00
blamed trucker hat, snap back, the praying skeletons from Bump Galletta. Price includes shipping. Stoked to have hats y'all
$17.00
Here is the blamed and flatfoot 56 livestream plus a bunch of blamed bonus content, we are really stoked on this, if you own a DVD player this is a cool collectable item. Purchase includes the digital download of the concert, not including the special features.
$15.00
Burnt Toast Vinyl put this out in the year 2000. The BTV version had rad artwork, die cut cd cover, pretty cool. I know, I know, who buys CDs? Us collectors do.
$6.00
Screen-printed white on black banana. Yes, I said "banana" to see if you were paying attention. Perfect for droplet control and looking fly while social distancing.
Please allow 5-7 business days to process, stuff's kind of nutso lately.
$10.00
This sticker is 3.5" round, designed by Bump Galletta. Excuse the hairy wrist photo. For the record we include goodies with every order if possible (excluding bulk mailouts which randomly happen)
$2.00
The bold tribute, black on red or red on black stickers 5.5"x2.25". We include goodies with every order (excluding large mailouts which occasionally happen)
$2.00
Here is our famous Bird Logo designed by Jason S Thompson. Available in white on black or also available in black on white.
Hint, we love and appreciate the support, but also send free stuff with every order.
$2.00
We love this logo, designed by Ryan Clark from Demon Hunter
Hint, we love and appreciate your support and we include free stuff with every order
$2.00
the satire snakes shirt, Can't remember who designed this, but they did a darn good job! We have printed these on Fruit of The Loom brand shirts Please select a size in options. If the shipping seems high, sorry, we lose a Read more
the satire snakes shirt, Can't remember who designed this, but they did a darn good job!
We have printed these on Fruit of The Loom brand shirts
Please select a size in options. If the shipping seems high, sorry, we lose a little on shipping and are trying to include freebies with every order
Allow 5-7 business days to process (we have day jobs)
$10.00
the satire centaur shirt, designed by Rocky Gray from Living Sacrifice. These are printed on Fruit Of Loom Shirts, we also have some Anvil Brand shirts left over Please select a size in options. If the shipping seems high, Read more
the satire centaur shirt, designed by Rocky Gray from Living Sacrifice.
These are printed on Fruit Of Loom Shirts, we also have some Anvil Brand shirts left over
Please select a size in options. If the shipping seems high, sorry, we lose a little on shipping and are trying to include freebies with every order
Allow 5-7 business days to process (we have day jobs)
$10.00