Thumper Punk Records 7 inch split with the blamed and Absolved. These are the first new blamed songs since The Church Is Hurting People. This green vinyl is gorgeous
These songs are available via the streaming services
$13.00
3" featuring Pride Kills and Best Friend
so these will ship within 7-10 business days
product will slightly vary from mockup
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This is a preorder for the new Twenty21 shirts that will ship out with the vinyl in May 2024. We wanted to get you a shirt with the iconic album cover from 1994
Mockup may vary from actual product
$25.00
Here's one for the collectors. We ordered a limited run of Skateboards with the iconic 21 cover.
Skateboards ship in May of 2024
Skateboards are expensive to ship so you'll notice they are a flat fee for shipping.
$60.00
These are available on Tultex shirts, these will ship out in a couple of weeks as we are manufacturing them right now. We will have limited quantities in stock. Anything above 2xl is a preorder for sure.
*Mockup isn't exact image
$25.00
Happy Holidays, we made 100 physical cds for the collectors. Heck they make drink coasters. These are being manufactured and will ship by the end of the month.
This also includes the blamed family Christmas EP since it never saw a physical release, so 4 songs total
- Reese'n For The Season
- Hark
- Joy
- Away
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We include these with every order*, so if you are buying a CD or Shirt you'll get one, designed by James O Hahn
*WHILE SUPPLIES LAST
$2.00
This is for the physical product collectors, 20 Years Again 25th Anniversary remix. Basically when we originally released this we were rushed and didn't love the mix, so for the 25th anniversary of the Again record from 1998 we remixed and are making physical product in the form of a CD for those who collect. There is a limited amount of these being pressed. It features Jesse Hawley from The Satire on most of the vocals and Luke Easter singing lead on D Sin Grate.
We will email you a download code within the next week from thesatireband at gmail dot com
*These will ship January of 2024
$6.00
Hey in case you missed one at the Birmingham show we have some posters left over. We are charging a $4 fee for a nice shipping tube, there is an option to buy the show poster or all three posters bundled and The Church Is Hurting People is autographed if that's your thing.
The 3 posters in the bundle are the Birmingham VIP show poster, The Twenty21 poster and the autographed The Church Is Hurting People poster.
$5.00
the blamed printed on Storm Camo t-shirts. This is a preorder, all shirts will ship in September 2023.
*All mockups are not exact
$25.00
Black, short-sleeved Next Level t-shirt with the Frail album cover immaculately 6-color printed on front. For the 25th anniversary of the record release! Limited qty.
Please allow 5-7 business days to process, stuff's kind of nutso lately.
$24.99
The Praying Skeletons drawn by stencil artist Bump Galletta https://www.bumpgalletta.com
These are printed on Tultex shirts, we personally are really picky about our t-shirts and these met our standard, it's the same shirts LS has been using and I own a couple of those myself.
$25.00
Screen-printed white on black banana. Yes, I said "banana" to see if you were paying attention. Perfect for droplet control and looking fly while social distancing.
Please allow 5-7 business days to process, stuff's kind of nutso lately.
$10.00
blamed trucker hat, snap back, the praying skeletons from Bump Galletta. Price includes shipping. Stoked to have hats y'all
$17.00
Here is the blamed and flatfoot 56 livestream plus a bunch of blamed bonus content, we are really stoked on this, if you own a DVD player this is a cool collectable item. Purchase includes the digital download of the concert, not including the special features.
$15.00
This sticker is 3.5" round, designed by Bump Galletta. Excuse the hairy wrist photo. For the record we include goodies with every order if possible (excluding bulk mailouts which randomly happen)
$2.00
The bold tribute, black on red or red on black stickers 5.5"x2.25". We include goodies with every order (excluding large mailouts which occasionally happen)
$2.00
The Blamed, design by Jason S Thompson, he lives in Germany this week.
Please select a size in options. If the shipping seems high, sorry, we lose a little on shipping and are trying to include freebies with every order
Allow 5-7 business days to process (we have day jobs)
1 SPLIT CD SHIPS FREE WITH EVERY SHIRT AND HOODIE ORDER
For example, you buy a hoodie and a shirt, you get this cd for free with your order
$12.00
Burnt Toast Vinyl put this out in the year 2000. The BTV version had rad artwork, die cut cd cover, pretty cool. I know, I know, who buys CDs? Us collectors do.
$6.00
Here is a 3" collectible vinyl from our online sessions during the Covid pandemic. We were booked to play 5 shows that year and they all cancelled so we did a couple songs online for everyone. These are super limited edition, they include the adapter to fit on your record player. Here's the disclaimers:
3” records playable on Crosley RSD3 players, and regular record players with included adapter. not suitable for players with auto-return arms
These versions of the 2 songs are with the current 2020ish line up of the band
This is a 3" you can see pictured it's smaller than my hand
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The newest release by The Satire, limited edition cassette release of our newest single The Common Cold. There is a B-side of the original demo we recorded forever ago at Electrical Audio with Greg Norman who did the blamed Give Us Barabbas with the original lineup in the early 2000s. This release was inspired by a Starflyer 59 release, so thanks to them for being awesome. If shipping is expensive it's because we lose a little on shipping, we made sure to purchase special packaging to ensure a safer delivery.
Side A The Common Cold
Jesse Hawley Vocals Travis Turner Drums Brad Dehmlow Bass and Vocals Sid Duffour Guitar and Vocals Bryan Gray Guitar recorded by the satire
Side B The Common Cold DEMO
Aaron Boynton Vocals Jason S Thompson Guitar and Vocals Matt Switaj Bass Bryan Gray Drums and Guitars recorded by Greg Norman at Electrical Audio
$6.00
Here is our famous Bird Logo designed by Jason S Thompson. Available in white on black or also available in black on white.
Hint, we love and appreciate the support, but also send free stuff with every order.
$2.00
We love this logo, designed by Ryan Clark from Demon Hunter
Hint, we love and appreciate your support and we include free stuff with every order
$2.00